Do you like to beat the bishop to slags? Does your ball bag tingle when you see a loose chav from Essex Fuck Buddies? Do you like to get a leg over by the side of the road? Do you love the idea of shooting your baby batter into a tight axe wound in front of an audience? If the answer is yes, then we need to talk. If you like to shove your bell end into a balloon knot while blokes wank to you, ring me. My bean is swollen and waiting for you to give it a kiss in your local car park.
Yes, I’m talking about dogging and I’m serious about it. Nothing makes my fanny flood more than being watched and wanked over by a bunch of tossers. I’ve done it plenty of times by having a wank in public. Now I want to get a leg over while it happens. If you’re nervous, I’ll walk you through it. I’ll give your knob a licking until it’s ready to take the stage. I’ll let you play with my naughty bits until you’re ready to blow all over them. Then it’s time to give me what I need and shag me into oblivion while randy people watch. I’m a dirty wife as you’ve probably noticed and I have full consent of my husband to find fuck buddies in Epping, Essex who want to meet up for a quick fuck with no strings attached.